Being extremely special, Keppy has a set of rules to live by...well, for others to live by. If these rules are followed, there is peace in the Keppy Kingdom.
Keppy Rule #1 Don't Mess With Keppy's Space.
Wherever Keppy is, that is her space, and don't mess with it. On some days Keppy's space is bigger than on other days. This picture illustrates what happened when Lizzie forgot Keppy Rule #1.
Keppy Rule #2 Don't Mess With Keppy's Food.
Even if Keppy is not right there but there is food in her Krib, don't mess with it.
Keppy Rule #3 Don't Mess With Keppy's Toy.
Similar to Keppy Rule #2. Even if Keppy is not there, it is Keppy's toy and don't mess with it. Keppy does not share.
Keppy Rule #4 Don't Mess With Keppy's Thumbsucking.
This rule combines Keppy Rule #1 with anything that interferes with Keppy's proper thumbsucking.
Other Keppy Wisdom:
Keppy has words and they must be OBEYED. These include words for "pick me up", "I want to go in the other room" and "I want some of your dinner".
Keppy Korollaries:
Korollary A to Keppy Rule #1: Don't mess with Keppy's butt. This applies to nosey boy dogs and anyone trying to take Keppy's temperature.
Korollary B to Keppy Rule #1: Don't mess with Keppy's kiss. If Momma K is bending down to give Keppy a kiss STAY out of the way. It is Keppy's kiss and only hers.
Keppy Rule #1 Don't Mess With Keppy's Space.
Wherever Keppy is, that is her space, and don't mess with it. On some days Keppy's space is bigger than on other days. This picture illustrates what happened when Lizzie forgot Keppy Rule #1.
Keppy Rule #2 Don't Mess With Keppy's Food.
Even if Keppy is not right there but there is food in her Krib, don't mess with it.
Keppy Rule #3 Don't Mess With Keppy's Toy.
Similar to Keppy Rule #2. Even if Keppy is not there, it is Keppy's toy and don't mess with it. Keppy does not share.
Keppy Rule #4 Don't Mess With Keppy's Thumbsucking.
This rule combines Keppy Rule #1 with anything that interferes with Keppy's proper thumbsucking.
Other Keppy Wisdom:
Keppy has words and they must be OBEYED. These include words for "pick me up", "I want to go in the other room" and "I want some of your dinner".
Keppy Korollaries:
Korollary A to Keppy Rule #1: Don't mess with Keppy's butt. This applies to nosey boy dogs and anyone trying to take Keppy's temperature.
Korollary B to Keppy Rule #1: Don't mess with Keppy's kiss. If Momma K is bending down to give Keppy a kiss STAY out of the way. It is Keppy's kiss and only hers.
1 comment:
Good rules to live by! I know Mom bought 7 rubber dumbbells in lotsa colors for us, but I've decided that they are ALL mine.... and woe to the beast who tries to take one!
Thankfully, the other beasts in the house have caught on rather quickly. It is Snoggers, an occassional visitor (and big brother) who still has not learned this valuable lesson.... and has the scars to show for it!
Dumbbells are mine, sayeth Rebel.
Now.... I do like your other rules, too. Maybe I'll print those out and put them where "the girls" can see them!
You take care, Keppy. We are sending good thoughts your way!
Rebs
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